cartoonified..

there.. i know you guys must be wondering why ther are three milkdogs..
that's cause i wanted to try drawing a dog.. but kept thinking that the fromer wasn't nice enough so i drew yet another dog.. until i decided to draw other thing.. and duh.. i'm not good at drawing so ahem.. please excuse me..

well anyway, today, at the lab, we took our dna tests..
and guess what.. when we took a photo of the results,
mine only showed one line when we were supposed to have two lines..
that means that i don't have a father..
then how did i get fertilized??
by bacteria of course..
well actually no, it only means that mummy's ds and daddy's ds are really close..
so does that mean that they're from the same family?
well of course.. all of us come from noah cause everyone else died in the flood no?
kidding.. it just means that they come from the same parents...
that's why i'm oh -SO retarded..
whahahaha.. don't worry.. that was all bull..
what i'm trying to say is that the results showed me as having one line and that basically just means that both mum and dad have ds that are quite close..
yup..
but hey.. we ARE from noah rite?
unless... we evolved from ah meng!!

hey.. i really have to type this real quick cause these shall be my last words to all you people out there..
we played with these bacteria called PA and DH5.. the first's flesh-eating and the second one cause the heart cells to degrade.. and well..
bad news for some.. good news for the rest.. but my pipetting techniques were not as good as they were supposed to be and i accidentally got some on my hand..
i told the doctor.. but he said there wasn't any ethanol left..
so i had no choice but to lick it up..
tasted bitter..
then when dr yeo found out that i really licked it, he regretted cracking that joke.. i was like.. super shocked and terrified la..
"JOKE?? i thought you were serious about licking it all up!! how??"
"i'm sorry but we'll have to isolate you... the bacteria will take 3 hours to have any effect on your body though.. so you can go anywhere but be back before 5.. we don't want the bacteria to cause a nationwide epidemic"
"ok.. can i go home and blog? say my last words? and write up a will? i saved 100 bucks.. and i want my good freinds to have a share.. please dr yeo!!"
"oh.. ok.. but be back before 5.. or your carraige will turn into a pumpkin and your horsemen into mice.. before the clock strikes 12 ok? i mean 5.. yes.."
so here i am.. this shall be my last post oh my good and faithful servants..
farewell my friends..
i know you all will miss me..
i will miss you too..
oh no!
i'm late! bacteria's starting to spread..
bye guys!!

cartoonified..

there.. i know you guys must be wondering why ther are three milkdogs..
that's cause i wanted to try drawing a dog.. but kept thinking that the fromer wasn't nice enough so i drew yet another dog.. until i decided to draw other thing.. and duh.. i'm not good at drawing so ahem.. please excuse me..

well anyway, today, at the lab, we took our dna tests..
and guess what.. when we took a photo of the results,
mine only showed one line when we were supposed to have two lines..
that means that i don't have a father..
then how did i get fertilized??
by bacteria of course..
well actually no, it only means that mummy's ds and daddy's ds are really close..
so does that mean that they're from the same family?
well of course.. all of us come from noah cause everyone else died in the flood no?
kidding.. it just means that they come from the same parents...
that's why i'm oh -SO retarded..
whahahaha.. don't worry.. that was all bull..
what i'm trying to say is that the results showed me as having one line and that basically just means that both mum and dad have ds that are quite close..
yup..
but hey.. we ARE from noah rite?
unless... we evolved from ah meng!!

hey.. i really have to type this real quick cause these shall be my last words to all you people out there..
we played with these bacteria called PA and DH5.. the first's flesh-eating and the second one cause the heart cells to degrade.. and well..
bad news for some.. good news for the rest.. but my pipetting techniques were not as good as they were supposed to be and i accidentally got some on my hand..
i told the doctor.. but he said there wasn't any ethanol left..
so i had no choice but to lick it up..
tasted bitter..
then when dr yeo found out that i really licked it, he regretted cracking that joke.. i was like.. super shocked and terrified la..
"JOKE?? i thought you were serious about licking it all up!! how??"
"i'm sorry but we'll have to isolate you... the bacteria will take 3 hours to have any effect on your body though.. so you can go anywhere but be back before 5.. we don't want the bacteria to cause a nationwide epidemic"
"ok.. can i go home and blog? say my last words? and write up a will? i saved 100 bucks.. and i want my good freinds to have a share.. please dr yeo!!"
"oh.. ok.. but be back before 5.. or your carraige will turn into a pumpkin and your horsemen into mice.. before the clock strikes 12 ok? i mean 5.. yes.."
so here i am.. this shall be my last post oh my good and faithful servants..
farewell my friends..
i know you all will miss me..
i will miss you too..
oh no!
i'm late! bacteria's starting to spread..
bye guys!!