winning 2c skit

*two[cee]ers
right at the back:wensiu
back row: cherie, wendy,sheryl,yeewei, tabitha, jung yi
front row: me, min min, annabelle, soo hiang, gwyneth, si han

scene 1 setting:
at the left side of stage
one table on its side with the top of desk facing middle of stage to act as wall.

narrator: what would life be without teachers?

nick points to socket in wall :quick! catch that ant! it went into the electric hole thingy!
yuelong stares at nick : but i will get an electric shock!
nick acts smart : don't woory! you're not metal, therefore, electricity cannot pass throug you, therefor, you will not die, therefore just catch that ant! stick your finger in there and kill that thing!
*yuelong does as told and drops dead*
*freeze*

narrator: the human species will all die out and we will have no life

scene 2 setting: 2 desks placed next to each other as operating table
banana is lying on table to be operatedon.
elton is behind table about to start cutting him up
jun hao is way at the back, out of sight

*jun hao walks in*
*he clears his throat*
excuse me! old man! i'm the NEW generation doctor.. graduated from NTU.. the NO-TEACHER-UNIVERSITY. i will take over this operation! let the pro show you!
* he pushes elton aside and begins to dig into jun hao's body*
jun hao: let's see.. this looks like steak.. argh.. i'm hungry......
*about to take eat his guts*
*freeze*

narrator: we'd all become reatarded, pathetic, perverted and barbaric!
now without teachers, disasters would occur.......

scene 3 setting:
pilot's chair facing middle of stage followed by 6 passenger seats in pairs

randy: we will be reaching timbuktu island in 10 mins. all passengers please return to your seats and fasten all seat belts.....
wait! what's that!? it's a bird! it's a plane! it's SUPERMAN!!
*let's go of wheel and poses as superman*
*plane loses control and passenger begin shaking their seats and finally flip their chairs over and die*
*freeze*

*randy sighs*
everyone: if only we had teachers

*si han appears*
si han: okae!! very good very good! that's all for today!!!

furniture is put away as the rest of the class joins in for guan huai fang shi

lao shi, ru guo mei you le nin, wo men gai zhen me ban? lao shi, wo men yong yuan, ai zhe ni!
( teachers, what would we do without you? we'll love you for ever)
EEEEWWWW... ENGLISH VERSION SOUNDS SO.... gay..
but well.. hahaha.. that's the jist of it..

winning 2c skit

*two[cee]ers
right at the back:wensiu
back row: cherie, wendy,sheryl,yeewei, tabitha, jung yi
front row: me, min min, annabelle, soo hiang, gwyneth, si han

scene 1 setting:
at the left side of stage
one table on its side with the top of desk facing middle of stage to act as wall.

narrator: what would life be without teachers?

nick points to socket in wall :quick! catch that ant! it went into the electric hole thingy!
yuelong stares at nick : but i will get an electric shock!
nick acts smart : don't woory! you're not metal, therefore, electricity cannot pass throug you, therefor, you will not die, therefore just catch that ant! stick your finger in there and kill that thing!
*yuelong does as told and drops dead*
*freeze*

narrator: the human species will all die out and we will have no life

scene 2 setting: 2 desks placed next to each other as operating table
banana is lying on table to be operatedon.
elton is behind table about to start cutting him up
jun hao is way at the back, out of sight

*jun hao walks in*
*he clears his throat*
excuse me! old man! i'm the NEW generation doctor.. graduated from NTU.. the NO-TEACHER-UNIVERSITY. i will take over this operation! let the pro show you!
* he pushes elton aside and begins to dig into jun hao's body*
jun hao: let's see.. this looks like steak.. argh.. i'm hungry......
*about to take eat his guts*
*freeze*

narrator: we'd all become reatarded, pathetic, perverted and barbaric!
now without teachers, disasters would occur.......

scene 3 setting:
pilot's chair facing middle of stage followed by 6 passenger seats in pairs

randy: we will be reaching timbuktu island in 10 mins. all passengers please return to your seats and fasten all seat belts.....
wait! what's that!? it's a bird! it's a plane! it's SUPERMAN!!
*let's go of wheel and poses as superman*
*plane loses control and passenger begin shaking their seats and finally flip their chairs over and die*
*freeze*

*randy sighs*
everyone: if only we had teachers

*si han appears*
si han: okae!! very good very good! that's all for today!!!

furniture is put away as the rest of the class joins in for guan huai fang shi

lao shi, ru guo mei you le nin, wo men gai zhen me ban? lao shi, wo men yong yuan, ai zhe ni!
( teachers, what would we do without you? we'll love you for ever)
EEEEWWWW... ENGLISH VERSION SOUNDS SO.... gay..
but well.. hahaha.. that's the jist of it..